u have a butthole …… i have a tongue ….. interesting
This is so aesthetically satisfying.
australians all let us rejoice
We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.
I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr
THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.
burns for hours and it looks beautiful.
I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log
"average person makes 3 sexist remarks a day " factoid actually just statistical error. average person makes 0 sexist remarks per day. Tony Abbott, who lives in cave & makes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
"i dont need feminism because—" great. wonderful. amazing. i literally do not care
Lol my ‘friend’ got so drunk on ‘Mad Monday’ that he showered in his jeans