Who Dat?

who dat?

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all american family dinner

mom:
hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son:
of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom:
of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son:
*sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad:
ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son:
thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad:
we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom:
i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son:
we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad:
great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son:
golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition